Dungeon

welcome to the dungeon, life is a maze
isn't death such an infectious craze
adventurrers stock, mighty and meek
tis fools gold they seek
only buys more misery
take this from me.
But a simple skeleton I be
only remnants of my once renowned self
hah, i thought I would live longer than any elf
the lucky survive, all others perish
so if it is life you cherish
flee or death you will see
Death lurks on every floor
monster, pit trap, behind every door
eyenewt, batwince, boil and bubble
death is the least of your trouble

here is where the undead walk
the cursed dwell (and they dont call it hell)
and every stone sings the song of the damned
though not all roast
that is just the fate of most
even now the brave and foolish still enter
one or two may exit
pockets bulging with gold and jewels

since brave enought to enter is thee
and wise enough to question me
I ask thee, what would thou do
if say, a human eating
	  heart not beating
	  ghastly seeming
	  bloodthirtsy 
ghoul was behind you ?	
Would thou like being devoured back-to-front
or accomplish a simple stunt
of killing that thing with but one arm and half a leg?
now,now, do not beg
screech and scream in the background
a beautiful sound
do you not agree friend ghoul?