Just a list of quotes, taglines, and epiphanies we thought we'd share.
- (long vicious rant, followed by:) "...not that I'm bitter."
-submitted by Pynk
- "An ardent love and admiration of virtue seems to imply the existence of something opposite to it, and it seems highly probable that the same beauty of form and substance, the same perfection of character, could not be generated without the impressions of disapprobation which arise from the spectacle of moral evil."
-- Rev. Thomas Malthus, A.M., F.R.S.
-submitted by Pynk
- "God does not play dice with universe; He plays an ineffible game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time." -- Terry Prachett, author of Good Omens
-submitted by Everyone
- "Evil is a good career choice, it has lots of options" M. Bison in the horribly dubbed Street Fighter II animated movie
-submitted by Chad
- "Dont let them get the tanks. Drop a bomb on them." that guy from the American version of the Naussicaa movie
-submitted by Chad
- "SUCK THE FOAM!" Atari when we mixed nerds with Hansen's Mandarin Lime flavored soda.
-submitted by Chad
- "Eat the CAT!!" anybody who has been playing ChuChu Rocket too long.
-submitted by Chad
- "Ilpratzo-sama!!!!!!! " Excel being hit by a rocket.
-submitted by Chad
- "is "Bishonen Motherf$&#$^" a bit too vulgar to put on this disk?
I think other people may be better sources of my quotes than me..."
-submitted by Pauli
- "You will be recognized as a community leader."
"Appearances are often decieving."
-Two Fortunes in a single cookie, 10/25/2000
-submitted by Stickman
- "By snowball you mean rock. I win." - Pokey the Penguin
-submitted by Stickman
- "If someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!" - Ernie Hudson in
Ghostbusters
-submitted by Stickman
- "Go back to Russia, you red outcast!" - Space Ghost
-submitted by Stickman
- "Another casualty of applied metaphysics." - Hobbes (Tiger)
-submitted by Stickman
- "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall in a hole and die." -Mel Brooks
-submitted by Stickman
- "There's what's right and there's what's right, and never the twain
shall meet." -Nicholas Cage in Raising Arizona
-submitted by Stickman
- "The reason our institutions, our traditional religions are crumbling is because THEY'RE NO LONGER RELEVANT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" -Bill Hicks
-submitted by Stickman
- "TITANIC STRUCK BY ICY REPRESENTATION OF NATURES SUPREMACY STOP
INSUFFICIENT LIFEBOATS DUE TO POMPOUS CERTAINTY IN MANS INFALLIBILITY
STOP MICROCOSM OF LARGER SOCIETY STOP" -Recieved by the rescue ship
Carpathia, as reported by The Onion, Tuesday April 16, 1912
-submitted by Stickman
- "Anyone who moves before Most Holy comes back will spend the rest of eternity sipping lava through an iron straw." -Cerebus the Aardvark
-submitted by Stickman
- "Slack wins, You lose!"
-submitted by Brain
- "Join me, Master Evil, of the Random Slot Clan!"
-submitted by Brain
- "This will is necessarily uncommon and capricious because I have no
dependants or near relations and no duty rests upon me to leave any
property at my death and what I do leave is proof of my folly in gathering
and retaining more than I required in my lifetime."
-Last Will and Testament of Charles Vance Miller
-submitted by JD
- "God gave us intestines. God gave us stapleguns. We can put 2 & 2 together.
- Melora Creager of Rasputina
-submitted by Pynk
- "I'm just one big fucking ray of sunshine, aren't I?"
-submitted by Pynk
- "Yay compulsive ellaboration!"
-submitted by Atari
- "Loud is funny!"
-Eric
-submitted by Atari
- "Hi, I'm a PsiU. I absentmindedly destroy things."
-submitted by Atari
- "It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is the by the Fizz of Dew that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion."
-submitted by Druzil
- "Go for the eyes boo, go for the eyes!"
-submitted by Thorn
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