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"This is what happens when folk singers go bad"
Songs written, sung, and performed on guitar by Pynk, sometimes with bass by Pauli.
"I only wanted you for sex.mp3" A heartwarming song for that special someone in your life. Details
Credits guitar/vocals by Ben Phillips

Story Behind the Song
This was recorded live at a fraternity rush party. IFC stands for Intra-Fraternity Council. They patrol the fraternities during rush to ensure that events are being run with taste and decency, in accordance with IFC policy. (And yes, they really were IFC guys.)

Lyrics
I only wanted you for sex
I never meant to be vague
I only wanted you for one night but then you
Stuck with me like a plague
I only wanted you for sex
I only wanted you for sex
I only wanted you to impale in my room
And then just call it quits

I really hate your mother
She's such a babbling whore
I think her constant complaining is gonna get
Her bloated ass kicked out our door
And all your little playmates
With their wagging tongues
I think they need to find some dicks to gag on
While they can still
Convince the world they're young

I only wanted you for sex
I only wanted you for sex
I only wanted you to impale in my room
And then just call it quits

I think you're really damn stupid
I think you're absolutley dumb
I think I've got more brain cells than your skull
Right in my fucking thumb

I only wanted you for sex
I only wanted you for sex
I only wanted you to impale in my room
And then just call it quits

[bridge]

I only wanted you for sex
I only wanted you for sex
I only wanted you to impale in my room
And then just call it quits

You know, I could just masturbate
So you can go the fuck away
I never really did like you
I always thought you were ugly anyway

I only wanted you for sex
I only wanted you for sex
I only wanted you to impale in my room
And then just call it quits
I only wanted you for sex
I never meant to be vague
I only wanted you for one night but then you
Stuck with me like a plague

I only wanted you for sex